CURRENT BOX

PRETTY NIGHTMARE BOXES – MAY/JUNE 2020

I know I’ve taken my time with this next box but the freaking world nearly ended! But I did get a lot of new crafty ideas while we were in lock down and I’m going to tell you all about them now! The main difference between the Pretty Nightmare box and the Creeping Beautiful box is that this time I have FIVE DIFFERENT OPTIONS. 

I wanted to make sure I had some lower priced items for people to buy. Not that any of these are cheap because the hardcover books are always a little bit pricey. But this way buying a special custom keepsake of one of your favorite books is do-able for many people and that’s what I was aiming for. 

 

EVERY SINGLE ITEM IN THIS BOX WAS DESIGNED BY ME AND ALL THE CANDLES, CLOTH ITEMS, AND THE KEY CHAIN WERE MADE BY HAND.

So no, they are not cheap. But they are also one of a kind and made in small batches.

I SOURCED EVERY SINGLE COMPONENT OF THESE BOXES and when I needed to contract out for a job (for the woodmarks, paper bookmarks, stickers, buttons, and candle labels) I purchased from small businesses located in the USA. The only items purchased via Amazon were the tassels and the tote bags (before I sewed on the special fabrics). Every other component (from wax, to jars and lids, to labels etc) was purchased from a small business website.

SHIPPING IS USA ONLY!

SORRY MY SWEET, LOVELY INTERNATIONAL FRIENDS. I WISH INT SHIPPING WAS EASIER/CHEAPER. MAYBE A FRIEND IN THE STATES CAN ORDER FOR YOU?

 

HERE’S THE DEETS ABOUT HOW THIS WILL WORK

ONE

ALL ORDERS ARE PROCESSED VIA PAYPAL. YOU MUST PAY WHEN YOU HIT THE “TAKE ME TO PAYPAL” BUTTON ON THE FORM OR YOUR ORDER WILL BE CANCELED. THERE IS NO WAY TO SAVE YOUR CART. SO YOU JUST ORDER AGAIN IF YOU GET DISTRACTED AND FORGET TO PAY AFTER YOU CLICK THE BUTTON. 

YOU CAN ORDER UP TO TWO DIFFERENT “BOXES” AND THERE WILL BE NO EXTRA CHARGE FOR SHIPPING. THIS SHOULD MAKE SENSE WHEN YOU SEE THE FORMS. 🙂

NOT INCLUDING THE “ALL THE THINGS” OPTION (WHICH HAS A $25 DISCOUNT OFF RETAIL PLUS FREE SHIPPING). IF YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE “ALL THE THINGS” BOX, YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT TWO FORMS. IT FILLS UP ONE LARGE FLAT-RATE BOX WITH NO ROOM TO SPARE. 

TWO

THE CORONA VIRUS HAS REALLY (REALLY) FUCKED UP SHIPPING TIMES. I’M TALKING IT’S TAKING ABOUT 3-4 WEEKS JUST FOR THE PRINTER TO PRINT THE BOOKS, THEN ADD ANOTHER 2 WEEKS FOR SHIPPING TO GET TO ME, THEN ANOTHER WEEK TO PACK THEM UP AND GET TO YOU. SO… THIS WILL NOT BE A QUICK ORDER.

BOXES ORDERED BY JUNE 10 WILL BE SHIPPED AROUND THE FIRST WEEK OF AUGUST. ANYTHING ORDERED AFTER JUNE 10TH WILL SHIP OUT ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS AFTER THAT. SO PROBABLY A LATE AUGUST SHIP FOR THE SECOND ROUND, THEN A MID SEPTEMBER FOR THE THIRD, ETC. I WILL LEAVE THE FORMS OPEN UNTIL AUGUST 1 (UNLESS THEY SELL OUT).

THREE

BECAUSE I AM SHIPPING CANDLES, ALL THE BOXES NEED AT LEAST ONE ICE PACK TO PREVENT THEM FROM OVERHEATING IN THE MAIL. AND I’M THINKING THEY WILL ALL PROBABLY GET TWO. DON’T WORRY, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT ICE PACK IS IN A WATERPROOF BAG AND ALL YOUR ITEMS WILL ALSO BE IN WATERPROOF BAGS. LAST TIME I ADDED INSURANCE TO EVERY BOX AND DIDN’T CHARGE FOR IT. SO THIS TIME SHIPPING INCLUDES A $5 HANDLING FEE FOR THE ICE PACKS AND INSURANCE. (BONUS – YOU CAN REUSE THE ICE PACKS! JUST RE-FREEZE THEM!)

IT’S INCLUDED IN THE SHIPPING PRICE, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PAYING FOR – INSURANCE IS ONLY FOR IF THE BOX GETS LOST, NOT IF THE CANDLES MELT – SO I’M DOING MY BEST TO MAKE SURE THEY ARRIVE IN BEAUTIFUL SHAPE. IF YOUR CANDLE ARRIVES REALLY FUCKED UP AND MELTED, I WILL SHIP A NEW ONE NO CHARGE, BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR SHIPPING. I THINK THAT’S FAIR SINCE I REALLY AM DOING MY BEST TO MAKE SURE THEY DON’T MELT. THEY WILL ALL GO TWO-DAY USPS PRIORITY MAIL.

FOUR

TWO ITEMS ARE NOT PICTURED. A WOODMARK WITH TASSEL FOR THE PRETTY NIGHTMARE BOX AND A SPECIAL WOODEN QUOTE CARD FOR ALL THE BOXES. I WILL UPDATE THIS PAGE WITH A PIC WHEN THOSE ARRIVE SO YOU CAN SEE THEM. SO EVERY BOX CHOICE IS MISSING THE WOOD QUOTE CARD AND THE PRETTY NIGHTMARE BOX IS ALSO MISSING A WOODMARK.

READY TO ORDER!?

 

OPTION ONE – ALL THE THINGS!

SAVE $25 OFF RETAIL AND FREE SHIPPING!

 

IN THE PICTURE

 

BOOKS – ALL BOOKS ARE SIGNED

ROOK AND RONIN TRILOGY HARDCOVER (JACKET COVER PLUS CASE COVER)

BOSSY BROTHERS: JESSE (JACKET COVER PLUS CASE COVER)

THREE, TWO, ONE (JACKET COVER PLUS CASE COVER)

PRETTY NIGHTMARE – NOTE! THIS EDITION DOES NOT HAVE TWO COVERS (JACKET AND CASE). IT MATCHES THE EDITION THAT WAS SOLD IN THE CREEPING BEAUTIFUL BOX.

 

BOOKMARKS

HAND-SEWN CLOTH BOOKMARK (VARIOUS FABRIC DESIGNS)

BOSSY BROTHERS WOODMARK (WOOD SPECIES: ASPEN)

THREE, TWO, ONE WOODMARK (WOOD SPECIES: ASPEN)

PRETTY NIGHTMARE WOODMARK (NOT SHOWN – WOOD SPECIES: ASPEN)

PRETTY NIGHTMARE PAPER BOOKMARK

 

CANDLES

ROOK & RONIN: 8 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN JAR (STRAWBERRY GUAVA)

ROOK & RONIN: TEA LIGHTS (4 – STRAWBERRY GUAVA)

BOSSY BROTHERS: 8 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN JAR (CUCUMBER MELON)

BOSSY BROTHERS: 4 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN TIN (RASPBERRY VANILLA)

BOSSY BROTHERS: TEA LIGHTS (4 – CUCUMBER MELON)

THREE, TWO, ONE: 4 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN JAR (COCONUT MANGO)

THREE, TWO, ONE: 4 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN TIN (COCONUT MANGO)

THREE, TWO, ONE:: TEA LIGHTS (4 – COCONUT MANGO)

PRETTY NIGHTMARE: 8 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN JAR (HONEYSUCKLE JASMINE)

PRETTY NIGHTMARE: TEA LIGHTS (4 – HONEYSUCKLE JASMINE)

 

OTHER ITEMS

HAND-SEWN TOTE BAG WITH FRONT POCKET (VARIOUS FABRIC DESIGNS) – THIS IS A FULL SIZE TOTE AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, EVERYTHING IN THAT PICTURE FITS INSIDE IT! I TESTED IT OUT. NICE AND STRONG AND VERY USEFUL FOR GROCERY SHOPPING!

HAND MADE KEY CHAIN – THIS IS A BRONZE-BACKED WAX STAMP WITH GOLD OVERLAY ON THE FLEUR DE LIS DESIGN. THE KEY CHAIN COMES WITH TWO BRONZE SKELETON KEYS AND A GOLD TASSEL. I MELTED DOWN ALL THE WAX AND HAND STAMPED THEM MYSELF! 🙂 

A WOODCARD QUOTE FROM PRETTY NIGHTMARE. THIS HASN’T ARRIVED YET, BUT IT’S PRETTY COOL AND I WILL UPDATE THE PAGE WHEN IT ARRIVES. ALL BOXES WILL GET THIS. 

SWAG BAG – PRETTY NIGHTMARE STICKER, QUEEN BEE STICKER, MAGNET, AND PIN, AND I’M GOING TO THROW IN A FEW ITEMS FROM THE CREEPING BEAUTIFUL BOX AS WELL. YOU MIGHT GET A PEN, YOU MIGHT GET A STICKER, YOU MIGHT GET A NOTEPAD. I WILL DO THAT UNTIL I RUN OUT OF STUFF. IF YOU GET THE PEN, THAT’S PROBABLY ALL YOU’LL GET. LOL – IF YOU GET A STICKER I’LL MAKE SURE YOU GET SOMETHING ELSE TOO. 

$315 FOR THE ITEMS

$25 SHIPPING

$25 DISCOUNT PLUS FREE SHIPPING

TOTAL – $290

ORDER HERE

 

CHECK OUT ALL THE ITEMS

(YOU CAN CLICK ON THE PICTURES, BUT YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR “BACK” BUTTON TO RETURN TO THE PAGE)

OPTION TWO – ROOK & RONIN!

ROOK & RONIN BOX

ROOK & RONIN BOX INCLUDES:

  1. ROOK & RONIN TRILOGY HARDCOVER (JACKET COVER PLUS CASE COVER) – THIS IS ONE BOOK, TWO COVERS. THE DUST JACKET IS THE CHERRY DESIGN, THE ACTUAL COVER OF THE CASE IS THE RAVEN DESIGN. 758 PAGES – SO THIS IS A BIG BOOK! BUT SO PRETTY!
  2. ROOK & RONIN 8 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN JAR (STRAWBERRY GUAVA)
  3. ROOK & RONIN TEA LIGHTS (4 – STRAWBERRY GUAVA)
  4. WOODCARD QUOTE FROM PRETTY NIGHTMARE (NOT SHOWN)

$55 FOR THE ITEMS

$20 USPS PRIORITY MAIL

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OPTION THREE – BOSSY BROTHERS!

BOSSY BROTHERS BOX

BOSSY BROTHERS: JESSE BOX INCLUDES:

  1. BOSSY BROTHERS: JESSE HARDCOVER (JACKET COVER PLUS CASE COVER) – THIS IS ONE BOOK, TWO COVERS. THE DUST JACKET IS ONE DESIGN, THE ACTUAL COVER OF THE CASE IS THE PRETTY YELLOW DESIGN.
  2. BOSSY BROTHERS 8 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN JAR (CUCUMBER MELON)
  3. BOSSY BROTHERS 4 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN TIN (RASPBERRY VANILLA)
  4. BOSSY BROTHERS TEA LIGHTS (4 – CUCUMBER MELON)
  5. BOSSY BROTHERS WOODMARK (WOOD SPECIES: ASPEN)
  6. A WOODCARD QUOTE FROM PRETTY NIGHTMARE (NOT SHOWN)

$75 FOR THE ITEMS

$20 USPS PRIORITY MAIL

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OPTION FOUR – 321!

321 BOX

THREE, TWO, ONE BOX INCLUDES:

    1. 321 HARDCOVER (JACKET COVER PLUS CASE COVER) – THIS IS ONE BOOK, TWO COVERS. THE DUST JACKET IS ONE DESIGN, THE ACTUAL COVER OF THE CASE IS THE PRETTY FLORAL DESIGN.
    2. 321 4 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN JAR (COCONUT MANGO)
    3. 321 4 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN TIN (COCONUT MANGO)
    4. 321 TEA LIGHTS (4 – COCONUT MANGO)
    5. 321 WOODMARK (WOOD SPECIES: ASPEN)
    6. A WOODCARD QUOTE FROM PRETTY NIGHTMARE (NOT SHOWN)

$65 FOR THE ITEMS

$20 USPS PRIORITY MAIL

ORDER HERE

 

OPTION FIVE – PRETTY NIGHTMARE!

PRETTY NIGHTMARE BOX

PRETTY NIGHTMARE BOX INCLUDES:

  1. PRETTY NIGHTMARE HARDCOVER (DUST JACKET – NO CASE COVER – MATCHES THE CREEPING BEAUTIFUL BOX EDITION)
  2. PRETTY NIGHTMARE 8 OZ HAND-POURED SOY CANDLE IN JAR (HONEYSUCKLE JASMINE)
  3. PRETTY NIGHTMARE TEA LIGHTS (4 – HONEYSUCKLE JASMINE)
  4. PRETTY NIGHTMARE HAND-SEWN TOTE BAG WITH FRONT POCKET (FABRIC VARIES!)
  5. PRETTY NIGHTMARE HAND-SEWN CLOTH BOOKMARK (FABRIC VARIES!)
  6. PRETTY NIGHTMARE FLEUR DE LIS WAX-STAMP BRONZE KEY CHAIN
  7. PRETTY NIGHTMARE WOODMARK (WOOD SPECIES: ASPEN – NOT SHOWN)
  8. A WOODCARD QUOTE FROM PRETTY NIGHTMARE (NOT SHOWN)
  9. PRETTY NIGHTMARE SWAG PACK – (2) STICKERS, BUTTON, MAGNET

$120 FOR THE ITEMS

$20 USPS PRIORITY MAIL

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About PRETTY NIGHTMARE the book:

INDIE
I have them all now. Just the way I want them.
McKay, the one who loves me deepest.
Adam, the one who protects me fiercely.
Donovan, the one who tells the truth.
They are my friends, they are my lovers, they are my world.
And Maggie belongs to all of us—no matter who her father is.
This is the family I’ve always wanted.
This is the family I deserve.
And I will do whatever it takes to keep them.

McKAY
I have a secret that could ruin everything.
But I’m not keeping that secret to hurt her.
Nathan St. James needed to go.
ADAM
I made plan that could ruin everything.
But I did it to save us in the end.
The Company needed to come back.

DONOVAN
I told a lie that could ruin everything.
But I didn’t tell the lie to them—I told it to myself.
Carter is closer than we think.

There is something truly wrong at Boucher House on the Old Pearl River.
Some hidden evil lurking deep inside the woods.
Nothing about their blissful life is what it seems.
Because just when they think they have it all—he shows up to take it back.

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